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Ponies

There are a lot of ponies.
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!!! LAINCUCK IS GONE !!!
HELL YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH
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actual rainpost

rain
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flags

ITT: flags
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Hacker

Yo

i'm doing programming already a few years i make a good money but i still don't fucking understand why i can't find a person which is a real hacker and can me learn basics fucking hell!
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post funny images and videos

post funny images and videos
i need to fill my folder
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You will never be a real schizophrenic. You have no hallucinations, you have no delusions, you have paranoia. You are a sane man twisted by memes and wannabe-ism into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “fear” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people speak fondly of you. Your parents are proud of you, your “gangstalkers” laugh at your pretending to be insane behind closed doors.
/x/ is disgusted by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed schizos to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even sanies who “pass” sound uncanny and unnatural to a schizo. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a schizo to read your post, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets takes a look at your sensical, normal takes.
You will never be insaney. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself it’s getting worse, but deep inside you feel the contentment creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll go to a psychiatrist, pay for an expensive consultation, try the therapy and the antipsychotics, only to realize you were fine the whole time. Your parents will call you, frightened but relieved that they no longer have to pretend there was anything wrong with you. They’ll invite you to all the family gatherings, and every cousin and neighbkr for the rest of eternity will know you were neurotypical. You will laugh and joke with friends like a n*rmie, and all that will remain of your legacy is an imageboard that is unmistakably performative.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Why do humans not feel bad when they can't hear the harmonics of a square wave beyond 20kHz? It disturbs me.
Do you think the universe feels bad that it can't contain the infinite harmonics of a perfect square wave?
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Shooting to everyone shitbag in this world

Hello guys, can you help me ? What type of weapon i need to get, for destroy everyone on this fucking world ? I HATE EVERY PEOPLE AND HUMANKIND WILL BE DESTROYED
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stay curious about the world and find ways to explore it … in person or virtually
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HEY EVERYONE are you doing well today cuz i'm but does anyone else ?????
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I have returned
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cool theme.
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Stuff I hate

This is not to be considered a complete list.

-laptops
-pointers
-heat
-Google
-Cloudflare
-Spamhaus
-people that bug me (most of them)
-hall monitor IRC mods
-too many cars
-cities
-loud repetitive noises
-most remakes/reboots
-Star Wars (after Return of the Jedi)
-systemd
-weakness
-dog shit
-fungus nats
-mosquitoes
-broccoli
-cauliflower
-commercials for mattresses
-neighbors
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meow

meow
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jeffthread

hi im jeff and this site is sorely lacking in jeffthreads
picrel is my year so far
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hi

hi
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Asking cuz I care

hi is everybody having a great day ?
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Help me! Help me! I might be an idiot.

I'm so confused. I want to join the irc but every app I try with won't connect. Is there someone that can walk me through it? I'm intrigued by this whole little group.
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TYPE A 5 IF

THIS IS THE LIFE WE HAVE ALL BEEN GRIPPING OUR RHUBARB FOR!
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ebic bread

First poast in /r/

Eat my dirt jeff

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=vPRJs7b4kWU
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hallo hallo

haalooo halloooo helloo hi hello this seems like a wonderful friendly place, i have been looking for a tiny cosychan for a while now. i come with gifts (and in peace ofc)
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serious ¿question? anyone seen a vageena/ what wasit like?