/r/ - Random / Off-Topic

2 boring 5 me

>>524
BTFO LMAO

>>528
Ok, ok, i give in

I would give them a simple beep beep of the lettuce, then apply Mariowo sparingly. As a result, my clone would not only invert into themselves, but would transform into my ultimate human form. Then we get to have crazy homo sapien coitus.

>>529
leftists never fail to write the worst fiction
but it couldn't be a true leftist post without adding the epitome of a forced meme as an attachment
why is it always some facial expression screenshot you could only recreate irl with a chromosome related syndrome?

>>529
that attachment is straight up ableism

>>533
No.
It's the Simpsons.

>>532
Funny that i realise this reply second and not first, where is my manners!

The thread topic is boring, i tried. You dislike my attempt. Thread closed.

>>532
Sorry, my manners once again, the shame ...

When i say "Thread closed" btw, i just mean no one is going to want to touch this pile of shit of a thread. Be not afraid, i ain't a janny.

>>532
Final reply .... HONEST!

I want you to know, from deep deep down, the furthest recesses of me myself and i.

I am now making that exact face in the mirror. You lied to me. YOU LIED!