/r/ - Random / Off-Topic

>>357
why take the time for such a mediocre text?

>>358
That's erotica pleb.

it's english, but i guess it's just someone writing out a scottish/similar accent through text. although, i am NOT reading that whole thing...

Translated from the Cockney:
Yeah alright! Fuck it! Why not? I could do with some free food and a little bit of the old "in-out" ;) ;) ;)
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Fucking hell it's posh here isn't it? Glad I put some underpants on. I tend to like feeling a breeze around my tall grass (being what a girl like me calls her cunnyhole). He'll be getting himself a hole in one if he can afford a meal here!
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Jolly fucking hell, it's my time! I love getting shagged on a rag, looks like we're choosing red version today, aren't we?
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Here now, what's this shit? All in fucking french it is! Tell these cunts I ain't in Kalos! Trying to order off this, end up getting a plate of fucking Magcargo, won't I! I want a meat pia and a pint of lager for my headache.
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Thinking I don't se the bulge in your britches there, my esteemed fellow? I'm goint to get myself some meat one way or the other ;) ;) ;). Come on lad, this girl's gotta piss like I'm using Hydro Cannon! Have you fucked in the loo on your holiday yet, love?
You best not be washing your cock there, mate. I like them greay as a grimer, I do. Here, this'll help lube your prick up.
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Well now, let's have a gander... Bloody hell, you're hung like a fucking Rapidash down here! Must be my lucky day, eh? I castrated enough Taurus back on mum's farm to spot a brilliant wily when I see one! Cunt'll be ACHING tomorrow, that's for certain, that is. Here, I'll skin your prick back while I Lickitongue your shitter. Ought to harden you up good!
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Blimey, I'm not looking to get my nappy changed over here! Shove that Onix up my bum until my arse is bloody raw!
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Fuck! You're stabbing me wicked deep, you are! Starting with my fanny huh? My are probably couldn't handle your prick anyway, but I'm willing to give it a go, if you are. Either way I want you emptying your bollocks in my front. It isn't every day, out on the pull, that I find myself a proper chap to get me up the duff! Get pounding you bloody wanker!
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I think it's a little late for a Brexit, love. Fuck, your Diglet's digging deep in my cloister now! I'll have to get some of your friends over next time and Dugtrio all of my holes! Fuck, I feel your Pokebollocks here slapping against my asshole.
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That's the ticket isn't it! Shit, it feels like your sword's unsheathing inside my fuckhole! I'll be fucking bleeding all week here! There's no protection neither! Nothing sheilding your warm seed from getting my ass pregnant like a breeding Miltank! Holy hell I'm going to stick my finger up my ass. fuck that's hot! Imagine me with a big old belly full of your willy juice and nine months later I've got your spawn hanging off of my tits! Fancy myself a mum? Sucking at your big prick every day?
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I need you to release your Muk inside my fucking cunt! Bloody hell, make my filthy womb your pokemon daycare.
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Fucking hell, I've been needing a pounding from a massive prick like yours for a while there! What's the matter, love? Why are you Sobble-ing? You just Scorbunnied a girl who's willing to be your stupid little fuck-Grookey for the rest of your life!

>>359
As suspected, a mediocre text.

>>377
I only translated the English parts. The American parts are left up to your perusal of picrel. It's amazing how much it changes the context

>>357
i love cockney
tl;dr anon meets and fucks the perfect woman