Translated from the Cockney:
Yeah alright! Fuck it! Why not? I could do with some free food and a little bit of the old "in-out" ;) ;) ;)
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Fucking hell it's posh here isn't it? Glad I put some underpants on. I tend to like feeling a breeze around my tall grass (being what a girl like me calls her cunnyhole). He'll be getting himself a hole in one if he can afford a meal here!
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Jolly fucking hell, it's my time! I love getting shagged on a rag, looks like we're choosing red version today, aren't we?
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Here now, what's this shit? All in fucking french it is! Tell these cunts I ain't in Kalos! Trying to order off this, end up getting a plate of fucking Magcargo, won't I! I want a meat pia and a pint of lager for my headache.
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Thinking I don't se the bulge in your britches there, my esteemed fellow? I'm goint to get myself some meat one way or the other ;) ;) ;). Come on lad, this girl's gotta piss like I'm using Hydro Cannon! Have you fucked in the loo on your holiday yet, love?
You best not be washing your cock there, mate. I like them greay as a grimer, I do. Here, this'll help lube your prick up.
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Well now, let's have a gander... Bloody hell, you're hung like a fucking Rapidash down here! Must be my lucky day, eh? I castrated enough Taurus back on mum's farm to spot a brilliant wily when I see one! Cunt'll be ACHING tomorrow, that's for certain, that is. Here, I'll skin your prick back while I Lickitongue your shitter. Ought to harden you up good!
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Blimey, I'm not looking to get my nappy changed over here! Shove that Onix up my bum until my arse is bloody raw!
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