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i just realized i have 2kg of flour that will expire within a week
so i have decided to start a cookiemaxxing grindset to get rid of it
ppl dont know it but im a very sugarpilled gigabaker sweetcel

save some cookies for us jeff!

empirically ik this is a fact, but is there any theoretical framework to explain why this is the case?

The cookie thing? That's simple.

In the wild we did not have sugary, buttery cakes. Now that they're here, and everywhere, the question scientists are trying to figure out isn't why are we so attracted to cookies?", it's why some people hear their gustatory natural urges and others seemingly don't.

i tried forging with scrap metal last week
not as tiresome as i thought itd be, but it is certainly loud
i had to buy hearing protection
also i couldnt find proper metalworking tongs so im using woodwork tongs instead
they suck
idk what im using as an anvil tho
i think its part of a truck's engine or sth
but that isnt important
its rectangular and sturdy, thats what matters

>The cookie thing?
no dingdong
i was asking why crazy ppl are hotter

>>62
what are you planning on doing by forging metal? Could you talk more about your project. I'm interested.

we are so back
i finally restored my site
well mostly
some of the lesser pages are still in limbo
ill get around to it some time before ww4
truth be told, my site was already restore for my tier 3 supporters for like a month already
i was just too lazy to check and update the public address

>>66
>what are you planning on doing by forging metal?
becoming a threat to national security
>Could you talk more about your project.
i played way too much cdda and now i wanna make a tempered steel katana irl too
i restored a very old knife last month and now i wanna try making one from scratch
knives are cool, i have 4 now
anyway most of my difficulties come from shitty tools ig
but ill figure it out as i go
i already got started on one, but i need a better forge
technically im currently using a foundry
not very good to heat up the parts that i need
but i found a different thing i can try to use
also ill try making proper tongs out of rebar before resuming the knife

ideal gf tbh

>>60
I actually have half-baked thoughts about this so I'll give a serious answer

Violence and/or aggression seems to be sexually attractive to many people, it's not inherently wrong. If you are in the good books of such a person they could harm those that would harm you. People into that are psychologically looking for a protector.

There's also the 'bridge effect', based on an experiment where men would cross a bridge to then speak to a female reporter. If they walked over a scary suspension bridge they would find her more attractive, because the physiological arousal of fear was mistaken for sexual arousal. The threat of danger makes one more horny.

All of the above makes yanderes hot. Now I would be interested in studying people who want to be the yandere

>>68
forging your own katana >>>>>>> paying out the ass to buy a dulled blade from the internet
Very based and cool

i shaved a few hours ago and now my skin is irritated
the west has fallen

>>75
our jeffy has a beard? damn

started playing factorio recently
this shit is like pumping heroin directly into my veins
god help me

now i understand what normies mean by 'shouldnt have had the 2nd cup of coffee'
i suddenly feel a strong but vague sense of dread
maybe the cia is sending me fear brain waves through 5g towers
well i had like 3 full mugs in a row
so maybe that could have been it too
im not having an accelerated heart rate or anything
but yk when you wake up 11 am in a saturday but you think its a weekday and that youre super late for school?
imagine that feeling except it doesnt go away

>bridge effect
maybe it isnt just fear, but any strong emotion vaguely around a person
yk you can hatefuck someone too
but yea with loonies its sth with their vibe idk
well adjusted ppl are square and boring
i want a woman who will take me for a ride and ruin my fucking life
at least it will bring some excitement into my boring ass chudcel life

sometimes i just pick up my knife and hold it and somehow feel really good about myself

women when they see me being racist online

phew, new jeffpost just in time to say that i wrote sth this month

finally officially added the mv cat to my site
i wasnt satisfied with its look before, but now i think its p cool